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Welcome to The President's BLOG where I'll explore new and evolving concepts of democracy with you. I'm available for the presentation of speeches and addresses at all manner of events – exhibition openings, conference key note addresses, civic functions, weddings, funerals, whatever.

The President is also a 'celebrant' available for weddings, funerals, anointings, excommunications and other celebrations under the auspices of the Temple of Nonspecific Origins.

The President will also respond to requests to write on all manner of topics within his fields of expertise and competencies.

• Stamp out political corruption

• Put an end to corporate greed

• Generate world peace

These are troubled times. Our democracy is an abattoir. The politicians are criminals. The banker is a thief. Our churches and institutions are infiltrated with paedophiles.

The Australian revolution happened years ago, typically it was a peaceful affair. Faced with the disaster of coal seam gas mining our farmers have begun to realise they only own topsoil; the Crown owns the land beneath their feet, the air we breathe, and water on which we all depend.

Once, these most loyal of nationalists have now joined the movement for change. Bring it on!

Called from my former life as a mystic and seeker after the Unknowable, the awesome responsibility of leading this great country out of the bog has fall on my shoulders.

The inaugural (1^st) President has been declared; someone has to do the job. Today it’s up to all of us, as Australians, to establish a RE-publik of Australia that runs the country on behalf of all citizens. In the meantime it’s my public duty to steer us in that direction. So let’s get on with it and vote me out of office as soon as possible.

Fellow Citizens of the world, I wish you all the best.

Pax infinitum: Oi! Oi! Oi!

Yours, most faithfully,

His Hollowness, Rev-Dr Rustle ‘Russ' T. Diamund

President of Australia [Erect!]

You may contact the The President by email

EMAIL: presidentaustralia@gmail.com

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Thursday, 19 March 2015

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